Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSDanny Williams Quotes
I mean, I'm no detective... Wait a minute! Where am I? Oh, I'm a detective!
Danno
No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.
Danno
Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?
Him? And I'm here for what? The entertainment?
Danno
Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.
Danny: Roads have asphalt; this is dirt on a cliff.
Steve: Scared?
Danny: No I'm not scared, I am rationally concerned.
Danny: You want me to pay?
Ka Wika: Haole, you took eight islands from us, the least you could do is pick up the tab every once in a while.
Steve: Least you could do.
Danny: I hate it when rich people get killed.
Steve: Why?
Danny: They have something everybody wants.
Chin Ho: Which means plenty of suspects.
Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.
Danny: I don't know I was still playing Ms. Pac-man
Steve: Ever made it to double pretzel?
Danny: Triple Banana bitch.
Steve: You're lying.
Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.
Danny: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Steve: I like pancakes.
Danny: You do? You seem more like napalm in the morning kind of guy.
