Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.

Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?

Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.

Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?

Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Jerry; So you believe me?
Steve: Yeah.
Danny: I... um... TBD.