Hawaii Five-0

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Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.

Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?

Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.

The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Danno: I don't even want to know what you would do.
McGgarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book?
McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book? What book would that be? I ask... Patriot Act for Dummies... War & Peace minus the peace part.