Hawaii Five-0

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Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.

The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Danny Williams: I had a pretty good life in New Jersey. And then, I came here. And it wasn't exactly a fit. The sun, the sand...I mean, I can't even get a decent slice of pizza.
Judge: Get to your point, Detective Williams.
Danny Williams: Okay, I hate this place. I apologize, but I do. But I was willing to put up with it because this is where my daughter is. And now her mother wants to move again. And I can't go through with that. Not to Vegas, not anywhere. Because this is my home. This is our home.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

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Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.