Darryl Philbin Quotes
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Darryl: I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghostbuster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Andy: You do have a fantastic basement.
Darryl: I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey...Vick did his time.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Darryl: Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Darryl: You know what you guys should do? Go to the book store at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey what book is that? Cool let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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