Darryl Philbin Quotes
Season 9, Episode 10: "Lice"
Darryl: Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, "What are you gonna do, breakup with me?" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 3: "Andy's Ancestry"
Darryl: It's not real until your wife is on board.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 2: "Roy's Wedding"
Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 24: "Free Family Portrait Studio"
Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Welcome Party"
Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 16: "After Hours"
Darryl: Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Darryl: I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghostbuster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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