Darryl Philbin Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Darryl: And they'd all say the same thing, "I'm coming over baby." And I would text back, "BTB." Bring that booty.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Darryl [to Michael]: What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Darryl: All I know is if I was a girl and had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia, and a you-lookin' dude who loved sweaters and wearing sweaters, I'd choose you.
Andy: That's really nice, thank you.
Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Andy: Is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar, Public School.
Darryl: Nah, I got some work to do. I do got big plans at this company.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Andy's Play"
Darryl: You didn't have to boo him.
Michael: He was getting a lot of applause and I didn't think it was indicative of how people were feeling.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 24: "The Cover-Up"
Darryl: I don't want to prank any more. Things get real.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 23: "Body Language"
Dwight: How do I apply?
Gabe: You have to be a minority.
Dwight: Uh, glasses wearers? Cholera survivors? Geniuses? Non-organic family farmers? The list goes on and on you want me to keep going?
Gabe: Those don't really count. We're thinking more, ethnic and racial minorities.
Dwight: Come here, come here. Ten seconds ago this guy was driving a forklift, OK? Now all of a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?
Darryl: I like the sound of this. Maybe someday I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something.
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: I got my whole life to be a minority executive. Only have about a year left in these knees, though.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Oscar: You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour... Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.
Darryl: Has that ever happened?... ever?
Oscar: Didn't we? I think we did.
Darryl: You want me to invite Matt?
Oscar: Yeah, the, uh the whole gang. Matt included.
Darryl: Look just be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt just, be straight with me.
• Rating: Unrated
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