I'd like a large glass of something really expensive

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Reporter: Do you have any family here, is your dad proud of you?
David: My dad died fighting in the Unification War
Reporter: What about your mother, is she here?
David: My mother never really approved of me joining the army
Reporter: Why's that?
David: You might have heard about my father

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Soldier: Your mother makes the best brownies, what's in these man?
David: Guilt

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David: I can't charge you for a piece of tape
Reverand Samuels: It's your time I owe you for

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