Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWPopular Dean Winchester Quotes
Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.
Dean: You need my consent. Michael needs my say-so to ride around in my skin.
Zachariah: Unfortunately, yes.
Dean: Well, there's got to be another way.
Zachariah: There is no other way. There must be a battle. Michael must defeat the Serpent. It is written.
Dean: Yeah, maybe. But, on the other hand... eat me. The answer's no.
Jack: What's courting?
Dean: It's what you do before you start dating.
Jack: Oh, that's the thing you do before the sex.
Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Castiel: Pardon me?
Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski.
Sam: Padalecki.,
Dean: What?
Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure.
You kids have fun out there.
Eat it, Twilight!
Dean: Well, it's about time. I've been screaming myself hoarse out here for about two and a half hours now.
Castiel: What do you want?
Dean: Well, you can start with what the hell happened in Illinois?
Castiel: What do you mean?
Why be the hunted, when you can be the hunter?
What if we win? I'm serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. They want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off of it. We take 'em all on. We kill the Devil. Hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.
Dean: Something on your mind Bobby?
Bobby: Yeah, your brother. He let Maggie come here when she had no idea what she was walking into. She wasn't ready.
Dean: Is that Gandhi?
Sam: Yeah!
Dean: Dude, he's squirelly.
It's your gigantor body and maybe your brain, but it's not you. So just stop pretending.
