Supernatural

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If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

I've seen some stupid in my time, but you, you take the crown. Putting Jaws in a fish bowl? How do you think it's going to end?

I don't care if you've got soullessness or the freakin mumps. You know better than this!

I don't trust him. Dude's hiding something. I can feel it and if you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too.

Samuel: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.

Gramps threw a barbeque and left us off the e-vite list?

Dean: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, one more time. Like I'm five. What do you mean he's got no...
Castiel: Somehow when Sam was resurrected, it was without his soul.

Woman: I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.
Dean: Good luck with that.

Bobby: Did you know my first girl turned out to be a...
Dean: [hangs up] whoa, no.

Dean: You know what I will have that other one [drink].
Bartender: I thought you were working?
Dean: I'm working up to it.

Castiel: It isn't the Horn of Truth.
Dean: What are you talking about? You were gone for like two seconds. Where did you look?
Castiel: Everywhere.

Dean: Are you kidding me? I have been on red alert about Sam and you come for some stupid horn?
Castiel: You asked me to be here and I came.
Dean: I've been asking you for days you d**k!

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Supernatural Quotes

You can't spell subtext without s-e-x.

Marie

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley