Dean: Who, whoa, whoa, wait? You two know each other?
Crowley: Not in the biblical sense, more of a business relationship I'd say.
Sam: [to Samuel] You're Crowley's bitch.

If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

I've seen some stupid in my time, but you, you take the crown. Putting Jaws in a fish bowl? How do you think it's going to end?

I don't care if you've got soullessness or the freakin mumps. You know better than this!

I don't trust him. Dude's hiding something. I can feel it and if you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too.

Samuel: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.

Gramps threw a barbeque and left us off the e-vite list?

Dean: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, one more time. Like I'm five. What do you mean he's got no...
Castiel: Somehow when Sam was resurrected, it was without his soul.

Woman: I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.
Dean: Good luck with that.

Bobby: Did you know my first girl turned out to be a...
Dean: [hangs up] whoa, no.

Dean: You know what I will have that other one [drink].
Bartender: I thought you were working?
Dean: I'm working up to it.

Castiel: It isn't the Horn of Truth.
Dean: What are you talking about? You were gone for like two seconds. Where did you look?
Castiel: Everywhere.

Supernatural Quotes

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

Do you ever get tired of urinating? I'll never get used to it.

Castiel