Dean Winchester Quotes
Dean: Are you kidding me? I have been on red alert about Sam and you come for some stupid horn?
Castiel: You asked me to be here and I came.
Dean: I've been asking you for days you d**k!
Bobby: There's a worse case scenario.
Dean: What? Saying he's my co-pilot? Yeah, I know.
Bobby: No, that'd be the other worst case.
Dean: Then what?
Bobby: Maybe it's just Sam.
These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.
I'm ok. I killed so many people on the way over here.
Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."
Dean: Are you wearing glitter?
Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
Dean: Does it work?
You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.
Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.
Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?
Bobby: Ok then, lets roll credits on this chick flick. You boys have a safe flight and uh, try some of the local grub. I hear it's exotic.
Dean: Oh yeah, no, definitely, we are. I hear they have an Olive Garden.
You hear that Crowley? That's me flicking my BIC for you.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.