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Supernatural

Three skuzzy bars, one skuzzy strip club, a chilidog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now, scotches in the library. I'm getting sorosis just watching this.

Let me get dressed, Robo-Cop.

Christian: Who you calling?
Dean: Your wife. Let her know I'm not gonna make it over tonight.

I'm asking the questions here, Fright Night.

Dean: [to Samuel] So what's so important that you're the King of Hell's cabana boy? What did he offer you: girls, money, hair?

Dean: Who, whoa, whoa, wait? You two know each other?
Crowley: Not in the biblical sense, more of a business relationship I'd say.
Sam: [to Samuel] You're Crowley's bitch.

If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

I've seen some stupid in my time, but you, you take the crown. Putting Jaws in a fish bowl? How do you think it's going to end?

I don't care if you've got soullessness or the freakin mumps. You know better than this!

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