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Bobby: There's a worse case scenario.
Dean: What? Saying he's my co-pilot? Yeah, I know.
Bobby: No, that'd be the other worst case.
Dean: Then what?
Bobby: Maybe it's just Sam.

These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.

I'm ok. I killed so many people on the way over here.

Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."

Dean: Are you wearing glitter?
Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
Dean: Does it work?

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.

Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?

Bobby: Ok then, lets roll credits on this chick flick. You boys have a safe flight and uh, try some of the local grub. I hear it's exotic.
Dean: Oh yeah, no, definitely, we are. I hear they have an Olive Garden.

You hear that Crowley? That's me flicking my BIC for you.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Who died and made you boss?

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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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