Who died and made you boss?

We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

[putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Who designed this thing, NASA!

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

Sam: You just went. You didn't hesitate, because you care and that's who you are. Me, I wouldn't even think to try.
Dean: Yes you would
Sam: No Dean. I'm telling you. It's just better with you around.

Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.

Sam: Golf? Really?
Dean: It's a ... it's a sport!

Of course I didn't leave it alone. Sue me!

What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?

It's like chicks specifically dig unavailable guys.

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.


I don’t sweat under any circumstances.