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Dee: I'm not scammin' the government if that's what you're saying.
IRS lady: Your license plate says SCAMMIN.

You guys all better eat a dick 'cause Sweet Dee beat the system.

Pop your teeth in!

Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.

It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

You downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.

Dee [to Roxy]

Charlie, stop wearing clothes you find washing up under bridges.

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