Deb: I miss Nathan.
Karen: I miss Keith.
Peyton: I miss Jake.
Brooke: I don't really miss Felix, at all. Or my parents that much. But I miss my money.

Deb: You know, there is a chance that Lucas and Nathan could get along if their father encouraged it.
Dan: True. But there's also a chance that hell could freeze over.

As you know from my emails about Dan, I have been one miserable bitch. You?

Deb

Dan: Where is all my stuff, Deb?
Deb: I gave it away.
Dan: You what?!
Deb: I had to. It was all wet and smelly.
Dan: And how did that happen?
Deb: The sprinklers came on by accident after I tossed everything out the window. That part was on purpose.

Shove it up your ass; I know I'm an addict. Live a week with these people and you will be too.

Deb

Deb: Nathan.
Nathan: Mom, what are you doing here?
Deb: You have something that belongs to me.
Nathan: Mom, I'm not doing this.
Deb: I want my pills. I'm not leaving here until I get my damn pills.
Nathan: Ok. Go ahead, take them, but I'm warning you it's either the pills or me.

Haley: Stay away from him! For all I care you can go to hell, but I won't let you take Nathan with you.
Deb: Talk to me in a few years Haley, when your dreams are dead, and your child betrays you. Then we'll see what kind of mother you'll be.
Haley: No, no, I will never, ever be like you Deb.
Deb: Pretty soon Nathan's going to realize playing college basketball is a lot more fun than playing house. I'll save you some pills.
Haley: Who are you kidding Deb? Junkies don't save pills.

Deb: How did we become so broken?
Keith: We fell in love, and at some point, the people we love forgot to love us back.

Deb: Jamie I was not kissing Uncle Skills. I mean, first of all, he's your parents age and one of Uncle Lucas's best friends. It just wouldn't be right.
Jamie: I think it'd be cool
Deb: Yeah?
Jamie: Yeah... Grampa Skills!

(to Dan) Pack a bag and get out or so help me God, I will stab you in your sleep.

Deb

Deb: She's young enough to be your daughter. And in this town, she might just be.
Dan: Ouch!
Deb: Sorry, couldn't resist.

Deb: I don't belong here, I'm a good person. So I pop pills, I haven't killed anybody. Sure maybe I started a fire once, and I did discharge a firearm recently, but it was an accident. The bottom line is... I don't need this place.
Counselor: Deb, I've been in your shoes.
Deb: Gucci? I don't think so.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.