Samantha: She's suppose to be my friend, how can she do this?
Dena: You did say you didn't want Brad.
Samantha: No I didn't, I said I didn't want to want him. That doesn't mean that I don't want him. Which I don't
Dena: I can't believe she got confused.

Andrea: Why didn't you tell me? I know fifteen euro trash partiers who could be here in five minutes.
Dena: It's Samantha's birthday party, you can't fill it with strangers.
Andrea: She has amneasia.
Dena: Start dialing.

Samantha: My heart is still beating like crazy. You gotta feel this. (takes Dena's hand and places it on her chest)
Dena: Yeah, I'm kind of creeped out by the fact that there's something in our chests that's pumping blood. I do not like that.

Let your heart be a dog.

Dating is dangerous for me. I get too close too fast and then I get hurt, like a little sparrow that keeps flying into the same windowpane over and over and over and over again.

Dena: Well, are you a heroine who's willing to risk everything she has to win the stable boy she loves? Or you're a heroine who just gives up and throws herself on some rocks.
Samantha: Todd won't return my phone calls. There's nothing that I can do.
Dena: (nods her head) Rocks.

Dena: Hello? Sam?
Regina: She's not here!
Dena: Oh.
Regina: She's probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club.
Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I'll go find her there.

Dena(on the face Sam is making: Oooh, that's the scary face she made at the lake. Bad Sam is back.
Andrea: Oh, there's my baby girl! Oh, it's good to see you!

Andrea: That is a good point, Tina.
Dena: It's Dena.
Andrea: Really? Has it always been?
Dena: Yes.
Andrea: Oh. Anyway, Dena. So ... are you sure? That does not sound right.
Dena: It's Dena. Mmm hmm.
Andrea: Dena. Okay. To strong women. (raises glass)
Dena: (taking glass from Andrea) And stop taking my drinks.

Speed it up, old man! I'm driving a piece of crap, what's your excuse?!

Andrea: Listen to me, listen to me. You are ready for this. You look fabulous, the pond is deep, the fish are biting!
Dena (suddenly appearing): Well, hello!
Andrea: But then a boat motors through...

Samantha: Dena I'm not gonna stay somewhere when I'm not wanted.
Dena: It's not that hard, you get used to it.

Samantha Who? Quotes

Sam: Couple of good things about being in a coma: no fattening food, lots of rest, they sponge you down every day. It's like a spa. Bad things: my nose itches, I have something called the "Pina Colada Song" stuck in my head, and, oh yeah, sometimes I can hear what people in my room are saying.

Sam: Good things about amnesia: all new clothes, no re-runs. Bad: every minute is like that dream where you haven't been to class all year, and the test is now.