Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.

Throw those god damn flowers in the trash.

It’s got land to sea craftsmanship! We’re not missing that boat —

Dennis: All of us have gotten god damn weird.
Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!

We've literally and figuratively missed the boat.

It’s good, it’s all good. I’m talking to myself, but it’s all good.

A man should be able to end his life if he wants -- we're American!

That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.

Oh god, don't be a dumb hungry bitch the entire time --

This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me.

Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.