It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its always sunny in philadelphia

Well that was weird.

Adriano

Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.

Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.

Tim Murphy [to Dennis]

We're not afraid, we're in our '30s. We don't fight people anymore. It's kinda pathetic.

Adriano

I have to have my tools!

I am the king of the mountain top!

I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the shit out of you.

Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.

Christie [to Dennis]

Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.

I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.

I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.

To think I was going to let you jack me off.

Adriano [to Dee]
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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Mac: I browned out that evening.
Frank: Browned out? What's browned out?
Mac: It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as sever as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac
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