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This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers.

Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch!

Shut up dog!

Because Dennis is a bastard man.

Gentlemen, suck my dick.

Your back is so crooked and bony and all over the place, I can't get a flat surface!

You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.

This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.

Everyone's a lot fatter than I expected them to be.

You said he had his guts sucked out of his asshole by a hot tub drain.

Dennis: Jesus Christ, Frank, who is this man?
Frank: My goddamned brother.

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Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.

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