Let's get high in the back office.

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.

There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is.

I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

No peeing with me in the room!

These are the theories of lunatics!

Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Rude man who shushes please call.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac