It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Dee: People are starting to notice.
Dennis: Of course they're starting to notice! There's a grown man crammed into a coach.

Frank: You have to earn what you get. This principle made me a multi-millionaire.
Dee: No. No. Stealing millions of dollars from your ex-business partner is what made you a millionaire, Frank.
Frank: Eugene Hamilton was a great man! Do not speak ill of the dead.
Dennis: She's speaking ill of you!

Frank didn't buy shitty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the entire world. As a matter of fact, he would find out what Christmas presents we wanted that year and he'd buy it for himself, instead of buying them for us.

[The baby] ruined my transmission, it ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation, I still want to get to the bottom of that one...

Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.

God, what an irritating thing babies are!

Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.

Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.

Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.

Charlie: Are you wearing makeup?
Dennis: I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.

Frank: He's been obsessing about this luau thing since we met Duncan under the bridge.
Dennis: My first instinct when you say you meet people under bridges is to berate you.

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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

Mac