Propel me back into the mid-'90s when Dennis Reynolds was a golden god.

We don't know who you're talking about. I don't understand this tour.

Chinese tourist [referring to Frank]

The helmet is sweet as shit. It's very Thunder Gun.

Dude hangs dong.

Cop

Thunder Gun leaves no man behind!

I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.

Let's get high in the back office.

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.

There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is.

I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

No peeing with me in the room!

These are the theories of lunatics!

It's Always Sunny Quotes

I'm going to the crevice!

Charlie

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie