Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Rude man who shushes please call.

This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers.

Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch!

Shut up dog!

Because Dennis is a bastard man.

Gentlemen, suck my dick.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Charlie: A what day?
Dee: Spa day
Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?

Charlie: what is your spaghetti policy?
Dee: Are you hearing this? He doesn't belong in a place like this.