Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Rude man who shushes please call.

This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers.

Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch!

Shut up dog!

Because Dennis is a bastard man.

Gentlemen, suck my dick.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie