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Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.

With real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money and the illusion of power. And puss.

People don't trust you, Frank. You're a piece of shit and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.

Why are the urinals filled with rocks?

We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.

There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

Somebody needs to take care of Mac...because the man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.

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