Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Derek Shepherd Quotes
[in flashback]
ADDISON: "Derek, Derek, Derek, you can't do this, Derek. Derek, we have to, we have to talk about this. You have to give me a chance to explain. What are you doing? What are you doing with my clothes, Derek?! It was one time. I know that's what people say. I know that is what always gets said. It's just I don't even know how it happened, I don't know what I was thinking. It was just he was just here, it was just-"
DEREK: "You screw my best friend and all you have to say is, 'He was just here?' [throws her clothes out the door] Get out."
ADDISON: "No."
DEREK: "Get out!"
ADDISON: "No, no I'm not going."
DEREK: "Get out of my house now!"
DEREK: "Meredith, I understand..."
MEREDITH: "Do you? Somehow I doubt it. Because if you did, you would shut up, turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you over in the parking lot!"
MEREDITH: "Now all my boys are here! You’re all so handsome, and such good kissers."
GEORGE: "Oh. God."
FINN: "Excuse me?"
GEORGE: "She’s on drugs."
MEREDITH: "He's an excellent kisser!"
FINN: "You two... dated?"
DEREK: "You didn't know?"
MEREDITH: "It wasn't a date so much as a... disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience."
Derek: Don't McDreamy me.
Meredith: McDreamy is being a McAss.
Meredith: I’m taking my son with me because I don’t want his first word to be hypothalamus.
Derek: There are worst first words.
Derek: How's his ICP?
Owen: Worse than what I was expecting. I thought you were getting married?
Derek: We did. (MerDer smile at each other)
Owen: Oh, congratulations. Are you sure you wanna start your honey moon in an OR?
Meredith: We're sure. (Der smiles and nods, looks at Mer and walks out) You can't be in here. I'll come and get you in the waiting room.
Amanda: Hold his hand until you put him under. It really does make him feel better.
Meredith: Ok. (amanda leaves) You made a good friend there. I guess that happens when you take a bus for somebody. Ok, I know this is scary. But, you do have a great team up there. You wanna try to write again? Can you hold the pen? (he starts writing on Mer's hand) 0...0...7. Double 0... 7. (he grabs Mer's hand, Mer realizes it's George) OH GOD! OH GOD!
RICHARD: "You called my wife?"
DEREK: "You called mine!"
Meredith: We're staying.
Derek: We're going.
How's Julia? You impregnate her yet?
[to rapist patient] "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Dr. Bailey managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops. Have a nice life."
MEREDITH: "What did I say?"
DEREK: "Seriously."
MEREDITH: "Seriously."
DEREK: "Seriously."
CRISTINA: [to Mer, but everyone hears] "Are you pregnant?"
ADDISON: [to Derek] "An adulterous love child?"
DEREK: "Goes along with an adulterous sociopath."
