Grey's Anatomy

Derek Shepherd Quotes (Page 42)

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ADDISON: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev."
DEREK: "Get in the shower."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Hey."
DEREK: "Well, hey."
MEREDITH: [tries not to laugh] "So, you picked up Doc?"
DEREK: "Yeah, he's home."
MEREDITH: "He seems to be doing better."
DEREK: "Yeah, he's... he's doing good."
MEREDITH: [laughs] "I'm not laughing at you."
DEREK: [laughs] "No."
MEREDITH: "It's just, you know... bad sex isn't the kind of thing that wives want announced to dirty-ex-mistresses."
DEREK: "You're not the dirty ex-mistress. You're a friend. She's your friend. I'm your friend. We're all friends."
MEREDITH: "But you didn't tell her."
DEREK: "No." [smiles] "So how's your day going?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "I will NOT be mommytracked, you understand?"
DEREK: "I need an intern."
MIRANDA: "Well, you're getting me. I'm not gonna be mommytracked!"
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

DEREK: "Dr. Bailey, what's wrong?"
MIRANDA: "I went and had a baby, that's what's wrong. Now you don't see my name anywhere on that board. I stopped being a doctor and started being a mother!"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

DEREK: "Come on, have a drink."
MEREDITH: "I can't have a drink, I'm celibate."
JOE: "You mean sober? She means sober."
MEREDITH: "No, I mean celibate. I'm practicing celibacy. Drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y. Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing you know I'm naked. My point is that I'm celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity, so I'm making a sweater."
DEREK: "You? Celibate? I don't buy it."
MEREDITH: "No more men."
ADDISON: "No more men? Really? You? I'm just asking, because we're friends."
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
DEREK: "Oh... ouch."
MEREDITH: "Or Mark."
ADDISON: [walks away] "Okay, I'm going to sit over there now."
MEREDITH: "Sorry. Or, remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?"
DEREK: "You're making a sweater."
MEREDITH: "I'm making a sweater."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "There’s a line, between friends and not friends. And if I tell you this, if I tell you this horrible thing, then you have to react as my friend. Not as my not friend."
DEREK: "I can do that. Alright, tell me what’s wrong, I'll tell you how to fix it."
MEREDITH: "Okay, are you ready?"
DEREK: "I’m ready."
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

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