Dexter Morgan Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 1: "Living The Dream"
Rita: Car pools and swimming pools? How much are we living the dream?
Dexter: So much.
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Rita: If you don't get sleep, it won't be your keys that get lost. It'll be your mind.
Dexter: I love that years ago.
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Dexter: There's this cliche when serial killers are always described as quiet, kind of a loner... it's a cliche for a reason.
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Dexter: Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Do You Take Dexter Morgan? "
Dexter: (voice over) "Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will..." Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dexter: Dexter: (voice over) What do I have to offer a child? Just... me. Demented daddy Dexter.
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Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "I Had a Dream"
Dexter: (voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Miguel: They deserved it. I'm not like them.
Dexter: You are. Admit it.
Miguel: I'm like you.
Dexter: No. No, no, no, no. I know I'm a monster.
• Rating: Unrated
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