Divya Katdare Quotes (Page 7)
Season 1, Episode 12: "Wonderland"
Divya: You want to do the spinal tap tonight?
Hank: And that's not all I want to do. There may be only one way to get to the bottom of this immediately.
(Divya and Evan at the same time)
Divya: MRI?
Evan: Exorcism?
• Rating: Unrated
Evan: Why don't you just summon the apparitions?
Divya: Okay, why are you asking me?
Evan: Because you're Indian. Maybe some of the rituals translate, right?
Divya: Wait a second. You think that Hinduism and Wicca are overlapping ideologies?
Evan: I'm just thinkin' outside the box.
Divya: You're a bloody neanderthal.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 11: "Nobody's Perfect"
Divya: Hank, this is Kylie.
Kylie: I'm the disgruntled mistress.
Hank: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Kylie: It's 'cause I didn't go to college and I hate retail.
• Rating: Unrated
Divya: (to Evan) You saw those zeros on that check and lost all ability to think.
Captain Brian: In his defense, it was a lot of zeros.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "Am I Blue?"
Divya: He's you. Uninterested in anything beneath a woman's surface.
Evan: I try to see beneath their surface. That's why I stare so hard.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 8: "The Honeymoon's Over"
Alan Rider: So what are you gonna check for now?
Divya: Epididymitis or testicular orchitis.
Alan Rider: Uh, neither of those sounds any good.
Divya: I don't name them. I just treat them.
• Rating: Unrated
Divya: Will that be sufficient?
Alan Rider: Delightful. On behalf of me and my genitals, thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Divya: People pay to be treated, not coddled. And I don't give a tinker's curse for your marketing drivel.
Evan: I can't debate you if you talk gibberish that sounds kind of like something a chimney sweep from Mary Poppins would say, but you can't cure him unless you win his trust first.
• Rating: Unrated
Divya: (to Evan) Be quiet. Be professional. Be-have. But mostly be quiet.
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Season 1, Episode 6: "If I Were I Sick Man"
Divya: I feel useless out here. Is that what it's like to be you?
Evan: Do you treat patients with that bedside manner?
• Rating: Unrated
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