Royal Pains

Divya Katdare Quotes (Page 8)

Evan: So, why don't you just, uh, drop me at the dealership, do your follow-up call and pick me up on your way back?
Divya: Because that would deprive us of valuable bonding time.
Evan: Okay. Great. Cool. What do you... What would you like to...
Divya: Evan. It's because they're in opposite directions. I was being sarcastic.
Evan: Yeah. Right, yeah. Well, it's hard to tell with your accent sometimes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bonnie: Divya Katdare. What are the odds?
Divya: What are the odds of what?
Bonnie: Your mother hired me to help plan your engagement party.
Evan: Huh. Your what?
Divya: Evan, go wait in the car.
Bonnie: In fact, I just got the mock-up of the invitation. Where is it? Ah. Here we go.
Divya: I'm sure you are mistaken.
Bonnie: You're saying there's two Divya Katdares in the Hamptons?
Evan: Yeah, the odds of that would be...
Divya: Evan, go wait in the car!
 • Rating: Unrated

Evan: Divya, it's not a situation. It's a wedding. It's-It's two people in love, forcing their friends to dance to We Are Family. You know? It's-It's sac... Wait a minute. Is this an arranged marriage?
Divya: Why?! Why, because I'm Indian?! Why, that's-that's quite an unenlightened stereotype. (off Evan's stare) Yes. It's a strategic marriage.
 • Rating: Unrated

(trying to communicate with a chef who only speaks Italian)
Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
 • Rating: Unrated

Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(toasting at the restaurant)
Hank: To Allison.
Divya: To Valentina.
Evan: And to two more checks in the mail.
 • Rating: Unrated

(after Divya asks Evan to translate her words to Valentina)
Divya: Valentina may have TB.
Evan: I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.
 • Rating: Unrated

Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
 • Rating: Unrated

Divya: (talking to Evan on the phone) Just soak some hot towels in household vinegar. Apply the compress for 20 minutes two to four times a day. You'll all be fine by next week, although you'll still be an idiot. (hangs up the phone)
Hank: You'd make a great older brother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!