Silver, us being here together. That's what makes this perfect.

Teddy: What about Megan Fox?
Dixon: Sasha blows her away.

I can't bring fun home to my daughter.

Silver's new guy

Dixon: Want to get some lunch?
Silver: Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.

Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Silver: I need you to do one thing for me.
Dixon: I know. I'll never lie to you again.
Silver: No, not that. Introduce me to Denzel!

I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.

If Dixon wants a girl, Dixon gets a girl!

My next woman will be all about the D man. I'm gonna find myself a female Dixon.

Dixon: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Silver: I've never been more ready for anything in my life.

Christmas never looked this good.

You think just because you cheated on me that you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract that gives me full control of your music. I own you.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

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