I Liam-ized the bar uniform.


I thought that phony ass cowboy was my friend.

Dixon: You don't care that we burned down the Phi Kappa house?
Austin: Nobody got hurt. They lost a couple of Ryan Gosling posters.

I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.


Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.

This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.

Adrianna: It's all about playing the game.
Dixon: What's the game? Trying to get in your pants?

How hard is it to push away a 90 lb girl?

I can't bring fun home to my daughter.

Silver's new guy
Displaying quotes 19 - 27 of 112 in total