Dixon Wilson Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 18: "Another Another Chance"
Dixon: Did you really need to pee on yourself in front of all those girls?
Teddy: Right. I should have let you do it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees"
Dixon: One time I bought her a leather bracelet and she accused me of being insensitive to cow feelings. Cow feelings!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 16: "Clark Raving Mad"
Dixon: Maybe we can Skype and watch a game together.
Dana: Okay, I'm not sure what that means, but sounds like fun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "What's Past is Prologue"
Dixon: I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?
Annie: That last one seems a little long.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Girl Fight"
Dixon: What exactly is a seitan burger?
Silver: It's like a burger, except instead of the burger part, it has seitan.
Dixon: I dunno, it sound to me like you're having a satan burger.
Silver: Well, it's the best thing you can get for six dollars and sixty six cents.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 13: "Rats & Heroes"
Dixon: What happened the night of the dance, it just happened. Will it happen again? Probably.
• Rating: Unrated
Dixon: This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fund raiser.
• Rating: Unrated
Dixon [on Silver]: She changed, I changed, maybe now we can get back together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 12: "Winter Wonderland"
Dixon [to Silver]: You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dixon: I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.
• Rating: Unrated
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