Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

You're a whore. You know that?

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay.

You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!

Peggy: I look around and I think: I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
Don: I suppose that's probably true.

I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.

I want to build something of my own. How do you not understand that?

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger