Don: Connie, this is my wife, Betty.
Connie: By golly, you are an indecently lucky man.

I'm only in Rome for one night. I won't have my heart broken.

Don: They want me, but they can't have me.
Betty: You're right. Why would I think that has anything to do with me?

Everytime I turn around, you've got a hand in my pocket... there's not one thing that you've done here that I couldn't live without.

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.

Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.

Peggy: I look around and I think: I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
Don: I suppose that's probably true.

Dennis: [The inmates] blame their mom and dad.
Don: That's a bullshit excuse.

Dennis: You throw the ball around [with your son]?
Don: Not enough.

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

Gene: You think money is the solution to every problem.
Don: No, just this particular one.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger