Don: I want my job back.
Freddie: How the hell do you think that's gonna happen when you're at the bottom of a bottle? You know you never have to have another drink again.
Don: I don't wanna hear that right now.
Freddie: You're hung over. It's the best time to hear it. Are you just gonna kill yourself? Give them what they want? Or go in your bedroom, get in uniform, fix your bayonet and hit the parade. Do the work, Don.

Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.

I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.

Passenger: If I was your wife, I wouldn't like this.
Don: She knows I'm a terrible husband.
Passenger: How long have you been married?
Don: Not long enough. I really thought I could do it this time.
Passenger: Did she kick you out?
Don: No. She doesn't know that much, but she knows.

Don: Hey.
Megan: What?
Don: We haven't celebrated.
Megan: Oh. I didn't know if you wanted to.
Don: I do.

Don: Are you sure you don't want to move into a more populated area? It's like Dracula's castle up here.
Megan: They're far away Don. It's just what happens to the sound in the canyon.

Don: Where are you going?
Stan: I'm gonna have that sandwich on my desk. I need to get to it before you do.

Don: You have to make arrangements to be out of classes December 1st.
Sally: My calendar's full.

Harry: I've got good news.
Don: You finally found a hooker who will take traveler's checks?

Megan: I wanna make you a real breakfast. You look terrible.
Don: So do you.

He can't spend the rest of his life on the run.

It's one thing to be near the bar, it's another to be under it.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Don: You have a foul mouth. Take responsibility for your failure. That account was handed to you and you made nothing of it because you have no character.
Mathis: You don't have any character. You're just handsome. Stop kidding yourself!
Don: Everybody has problems. Some people can handle them and some people can't. Look at yourself because the next thing you're going to have to move past is losing this job. You're fired.