Harry: I've got good news.
Don: You finally found a hooker who will take traveler's checks?

Megan: I wanna make you a real breakfast. You look terrible.
Don: So do you.

He can't spend the rest of his life on the run.

It's one thing to be near the bar, it's another to be under it.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Every time we get a car, this place turns into a whore house.

Girl: I think it's broken.
Don: You can hear that?

Don: It's easy to give up something when you're satisfied.
Sylvia: It's easy to give up something when you're ashamed.

Ted: I have to eat something.
Don: Doesn't ice count.

Peggy: What are they doing? They're really still having the awards?
Don: What else are they going to do?

Sylvia: I pray for you.
Don: For me to come back?
Sylvia: No, for you to find peace.

Mad Men Quotes

Peggy: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don: To what? What they're saying about us is true!

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert