Joan: But no flowers from you.
Don: You scared the shit out of me.

Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.

Michael: I feel bad for you.
Don: I don't think about you at all.

Megan: Don, I love you. You're everything I hoped you'd be.
Don: You too.

Don: Don't you like it?
Peggy: No I do, just absorbing it.

Megan: You love specific.
Don: But I have no idea what's going on out there.

Megan: Didn't you notice she touched you six times in an hour?
Don: She's French.

Don: It's none of your business.
Bert: This IS my business.

Pete: Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Don: Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.

Megan: You should slow down.
Don: I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.

I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.