Don: Don't you like it?
Peggy: No I do, just absorbing it.

Megan: You love specific.
Don: But I have no idea what's going on out there.

Megan: Didn't you notice she touched you six times in an hour?
Don: She's French.

Don: It's none of your business.
Bert: This IS my business.

Pete: Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Don: Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.

Megan: You should slow down.
Don: I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.

I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.

I want you at work, because I want you.

Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.

Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?

Mad Men Quotes

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert