Weeds

Doug Wilson Quotes (Page 4)

oug Wilson: How do you ask the woman that makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?
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Doug: Oh, it's a weed wonderland, Nancy. Like Amsterdam, only better, because you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff.
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Doug Wilson: Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.
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Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
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Doug Wilson: Did you try the Sag Aloo? It's to die for and then be reincarnated and then die for again.
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