Dov Epstein Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "I Never"
Dov: I thought this was going to be like Two Men and a Baby. Instead it's like some horrible after school special.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dov: Wait, seriously, I'm the only one who's never had sex with anyone from 15?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Every Man"
Dov: You're right, Sir. My personal life is none of your business.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "The Rules"
Crystal: Judging from that banging sound, there's a ghost in my closet.
Dov: That's good news. You'll never be lonely.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Cold Comforts"
Dov: This is just a desk...with a lot of cash in it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "The Girlfriend Experience"
Dov: You have a different girl in your bed every week. Sometimes you don't even change the sheets.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Leap of Faith"
Dov: Your pep talk needs help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Messy Houses"
Dov: His wife hit her limit and dug her way out of here
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "A Good Shoot"
Dov: What if he didn't have one? How do I live with that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life"
Epstein: I could go faster but that would require breathing through my nose.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10