Chris: Top or bottom?
Dov: Don't ever ask me that again.

Chris: So I should be selfish like you.
Dov: Not selfish just not spineless. It's OK to do things that make you happy.

If the guy we're going after took Christian, I'll let you kill him with your bare hands, after we get him back.

Chloe, you're a game changer.

That's what people do when other people don't give them a second chance. They try love spells. They buy big cookies.

Dov: You know that guys a fireman, right?
Chloe: So?
Dov: You're in a room full of cops and you're talking to a guy who basically operates a hose for a living.

If you look inside a store window I am writing you up.

You're like my brother. Forget that. Your better than my brother. My brother was a bit of a dink.

I thought this was going to be like Two Men and a Baby. Instead it's like some horrible after school special.

Wait, seriously, I'm the only one who's never had sex with anyone from 15?

You're right, Sir. My personal life is none of your business.

Crystal: Judging from that banging sound, there's a ghost in my closet.
Dov: That's good news. You'll never be lonely.

Rookie Blue Quotes

Cake's on fire.


Epstein, what are you eating? It's really gross and why are you doing it in my parade?