Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.

Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?
Allison: Wet.

Allison: we wouldn't be here without you.
Jack: As much as I like to complain, there's no place I'd rather be.
Allison: You sure?
Jack: Without a doubt.
Allison: Good, because I really like our baby to be born here. I'm pregnant. You're going to be a daddy again Jack. Can you handle that?
Jack: God, I can't wait.

Allison: I need you to stay perfectly still and no talking unless I tell you too.
Jack: Ok, no moving around while your tooling around in my brain; fair, that's fair.

Jack: Owe! What did you do that for?
Allison: I'm worried about you. You've never studied thermodynamics or physics and you're doing work that could rewrite the text books.
Jack: I know! Turns out [whispers] it's not that hard!

Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.

Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!

Allison: Now that we are involved I had to file an IA248 with the DOD
Jack: IA??
Allison: It's the form required for our intimate alliance.
Jack: There can't be a form for that!

Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.

Jack: It's me, the real Jack, I love you.. Do you trust me?
Allison: No.
Jack: Really??! I thought that would go differently.

Carter: You did great.
Allison: My ass hurts.
Carter: I'll rub it later, you did great.

Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.