Keep your distance. My house, my rules.

Lightman: What were we talking about?
Emily: Don't be a plonker.
Lightman: You get that mouth from me girl, don't you forget it. Hey Em, this book's in French!

Lightman: It was just a knock to head.
Emily: There is no such thing as "just a knock to head" at your age.
Lightman: Where did you get that mouth?

Emily: Are you trying to be annoying or does it come naturally?
Lightman: It comes naturally.

Lightman: I have a concussion Em, not a brain-ectamy. You were going to Willy's weren't you?
Emily: Liam's
Lightman: Ahh!

Lightman: You take it out of the fridge; you take the cap off, stick your beak in and give it a good sniff.
Emily: I am not smelling the milk unless you answer me about the trip.

She is an assistant DA with no time for small talk, or donuts.

Lightman: What do you reckon?
Noah: About what?
Lightman: Do you still want to confess to a murder she didn't do?

Wallowski: Woah!
Lightman: I know, He is a total cipher, and I am gonna crack him if it's the last thing I do.

George: Ok, what do I do? You guys have a plan right?
Lightman: Oh Bollox, your about as much use as a back pocket in a shirt you are.

Sod George, I say nick his bike.

Emily: Are you ready?
Lightman: I seriously doubt it.

Lie to Me Quotes

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.

Gillian: Do you still have that note, that I brought you? I want it for my office.
Cal: (handing over the note) You really are a pack rat.
Gillian: You could have just told me what this was for.
Cal: No. You're a terrible liar.
Gillian: Normal people think that's a good thing.