Lie to Me

Dr. Cal Lightman Quotes (Page 9)

Emily: Why aren't you at work?
Lightman: I am an adult, I keep my own hours.
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Lightman: What are you going to tell your teacher?
Emily: Dog ate it.
Lightman: Em, we don't have a dog.
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Lightman: No, you have never seen them before in your life. Funny thing is, if one of them dies, you will go to jail for murder, wacky.
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Lightman: And who says the FBI are just a bunch of puppets?
Emily: That would be you dad.
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Harris: What kind of car do you drive?
Lightman: Prius... It's deceptively fast.
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Lightman: Bloody Hell, you really are Captain America, aren't you?
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Lightman: You saw that right?
Little Moon: What?
Lightman: Of course not, that's why you need me.
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Lightman: Burns, where are you?
Burns: I don't know
Lightman: Make something up. Heh, look at me, teaching a federal agent how to lie.
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Lightman: You know some people it's easier to tell when they stop lying more than when they start.
Russo: How can you tell when I stop lying?
Lightman: You shut your mouth.
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Agent Williams: Dr. Lightman, the ship is leaving.
Lightman: Whoop-dee-do.
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