Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

The opossum was... meant for me!

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

I NEED THE DRUGS! Hmmm... works for Jack Bauer.

If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

House Quotes

[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.

House

(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!

House