And the bitch is back.

Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.

You euthanized your brother.

Thirteen: I'm asking you to let it go.
House: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.

Thirteen: I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.
House: Not that much.

Thirteen: You're married?!
House: You were gone so long. Green card.

Some puzzles are just too good to share.

She's just installing the cable. That's not a euphemism.

Taub: It's a fake marriage, but a real honeymoon?!?
House: Most are!

See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.

It's the classic "you dumped me, so I'm gonna get married a week later" rouse.

Dr. Wilson: We are gonna talk about this, and we're gonna deal with this.
House: So I have no choice. Fine. Unless... unless... yes, I do. I do have legs. I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.

House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams