And the bitch is back.

Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.

You euthanized your brother.

Thirteen: I'm asking you to let it go.
House: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.

Thirteen: I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.
House: Not that much.

Thirteen: You're married?!
House: You were gone so long. Green card.

Some puzzles are just too good to share.

She's just installing the cable. That's not a euphemism.

Taub: It's a fake marriage, but a real honeymoon?!?
House: Most are!

See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.

It's the classic "you dumped me, so I'm gonna get married a week later" rouse.

Dr. Wilson: We are gonna talk about this, and we're gonna deal with this.
House: So I have no choice. Fine. Unless... unless... yes, I do. I do have legs. I see you didn't factor those into your brilliant plan.

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams
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