House

Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 2)

House: Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.
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House: As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
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House: Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
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Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
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Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
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House: With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
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House: Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
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House: She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
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Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
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House: I don't see creed, color, pulse.
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