Dr. Gregory House Quotes
House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."
House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.
If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.
Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.
Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.
Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.
For a moment I thought you were uncomfortable with Chase because you had a nocturnal Australian.
Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.
Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?
Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?
35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!
Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.