Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.

Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.

I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.

House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.

If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.

Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.

Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.

Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.

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