House

Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 22)

House: Sorry, I'm busy. Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't.
Dr. Chase: We have a case.
House: Sounds interesting. I'll take it. I owe you one. Now tell me you don't have a case.
Dr. Chase: I really do have a case.
House: We're even.
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House: I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Nurse Jeffrey: Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
House: That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
Nurse Jeffrey: I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
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House: I'm gonna check your holes. If there's nothing there, we'll have to get kinky.
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House: You seriously think it would kill her if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?
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House: If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying, or oral sex, so be it. Namaste.
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House: A friend can't buy an overpriced Italian Espresso machine for another friend without a motive?
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Foreman: You're gonna sleep with another woman tonight, and then go home to your wife:
House: Thank God someone's keeping an eye on what's important.
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Taub: So the only time you're interested in my marriage is when you can blow it up?
House: You're the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.
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House: What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.
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House: What I believe is men are genetically engineered to be jealous.
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