House

Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 28)

House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.
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House: I take one in 20 cases. A lot of people I turn down end up dying. It's really a good argument for there being more than one me, if you think about it.
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Patient: You're Dr. House, aren't you?
House: Oh... God! Don't tell me we used to date.
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Dr. Foreman: Well, it's take us just over an hour to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.
House: Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?
Chase, Taub, and Thirteen: Yes.
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Thirteen: Cuddy has a soft spot for smart girls, and they don't start drinking until second semester, senior year.
House: So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... well, I guess it's the same both ways.
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Dr. Wilson: Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast?
House: Get a table, and I won't eat on the couch.
Dr. Wilson: You, you will.
House: But I won't have a good excuse.
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Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
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House: If you're gonna be this way, I'm not gonna invite you to my baptism.
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House: Read chapter 6. Entitled "Shut the Hell Up."
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House: I can't find my pornos.
Wilson: Have you tried offering a reward?
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