House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.

I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always gonna be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known. You are always gonna be... the most incredible man I have ever known. So unless you're breaking up with me, I'm going home now.

Dr. Cuddy

I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.

Dr. Cuddy

I'm stuck, House. I keep wanting to move forward. I keep wanting to move on, and I can't. I mean, my new house, with my new fiance, and all I can think about is you. I just need to know if you and I can work.

Dr. Cuddy

What are you clinging to, House? You're gonna risk her life just to save her leg? Really worked out well for you, didn't it? What do you have in your life, honestly? Tell me. I'm moving on. Wilson is moving on. And you... you've got nothing, House. Nothing.

Dr. Cuddy

House: So I hope I didn't weird you out giving you that gift.
Dr. Cuddy: Can we talk about this later?
House: Of course. Is now later?

Cuddy : I have a case for you.
House: Beer?
Cuddy: Amnesia.

Dr. Cuddy: I just want us to be friends.
House: Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.

Something you think is more important than a nasty virus possibly spreading through my hospital? That means it's either personal or stupid.

We are on lockdown. No one moves until we find that baby.

Cuddy: She's not massaging your leg.
House: She will. Eventually.

We earn this money. If we have to take your house to get it, we will.

House Quotes

[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.

House

(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!

House