Rizzoli & Isles

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Rizzoli and isles

Downstairs only. I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.

Maura: I just wish I knew what was causing that pain.
Jane: Again, I'm going with a 40 caliber bullet.

Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.

Marmalade is the new black.

A stomach's contents are like somebody's grocery bag. They're so revealing. It's my favorite part.

Giovanni: You like Italian?
Maura: I love Italians.

Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.

Jane: He's kind of like a bedbug.
Maura: Hard to eradicate.

Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?

Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.

Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

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