Maura: Paddy says he won't last much longer in prison.
Jane: Is it bad form to say Yay!?

Maura: I prefer to do an autopsy.
Jane: I prefer to be in Hawaii.

Maura: You can't have caffeinated beverages this late in the day, Jane.
Jane: OK, Maura says I can't drink it so can I have an IV drip?

Maura: I think he's sexy.
Jane: He thinks he's sexy too.

It is nothing to be ashamed of. Most women experience a sexual rush around bad boys.

Dr. Nolan: 4% of the population is either sociopaths or psychopaths.
Maura: Luckily they aren't all serial killers.

Maura: You presented a unique challenge to someone like Charles Hoyt.
Jane: So you're saying it's a compliment that he tried to kill me?

Maura: I just keep forgetting that Cailin had a kidney transplant.
Jane: How can you forget, it's your kidney?

That's a cruel irony. Drivers Ed teacher dies in a hit and run.

Raphael's even sexier half naked.

Jane: I hate you.
Maura: You don't hate me, you just hate feeling vulnerable.

You're a very good detective and a very good person, once you've had your coffee.

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.