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Maura: He can't get away with this.
Korsak: I would have said that yesterday. I'm not so sure about today.

Jane: Do you think if I tracked him down in Florida and forced myself to watch him snuggle with his slutty blonde girlfriend I wouldn't miss him so much?
Maura: No. What makes you think she's blonde?
Jane: They're always blonde.

Jane: I see you and Hope geeked out over coffee. That sounds nice.
Maura: It wasn't.

Jane: What are you doing here?
Maura: Everything I can before Popov shows up pickled.

I have processed hundreds of suspects but I never truly understood how humiliating this is.

Maura: It wouldn't hurt you to be charitable.
Jane: I spent $8 on the beer.

There's a potential biological hazard in the baptismal font.

Jane: Where am I going?
Maura: To offer moral support in case Cailin wants another one of my organs.

Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Maura: Society is slow to change even though 53% of women are the main bread winners in their household.
Frost: Why don't I have one of those chicks in my household?

Maura: It must be nice to follow in your father's footsteps.
Jane: No, then I'd be a plumber and you'd be a mob boss.

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