Dr. Maura Isles Quotes
You're not even ready for the commitment of calling him by his first name.
Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.
Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.
Maura: He's a remarkable sous chef.
Tommy: I didn't even know what that meant until this afternoon.
Studies show that men with great earnings potential are still the most desirable mates.
Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.
Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.
You're holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me personal questions.
Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.
Jane: Are you OK?
Maura: Yeah. Why?
Jane: Cause you're wearing two different shoes.
Maura: Pine scent. It's right where her jacket pocket would be.
Jane: You think she was wearing air freshener?