Dr. Venture Quotes
Season 4, Episode 16: "Operation: P.R.O.M."
Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Every Which Way But Zeus"
Dr. Venture: You can't collect scientists and not have a Rusty Venture on your mantel.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Pomp & Circuitry"
Hank: I am not going to College!
Dr. Venture: Darn tootin' your not. Now get back in that bed until you graduate.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Pinstripes & Poltergeists"
Brock: We had to make sacrifices.
Dr. Venture: Like covering yourselves in rotten eggs. Do you know how bad you smell?
Brock: No, ass! Like living next to the boys for a year and not being able to tell them that they're safe. That kinda sacrifice!
Hunter: I had my pud removed, then reattached.
ShoreLeave: I pretended I became a religious fanatic.
Sky Pilot: I pretended to be in love with ShoreLeave.
ShoreLeave: Oh! And I pretended I liked having sex with him every night.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Self-Medication"
Dr. Venture: I wasn't allowed to wear long pants until I went to college, is it any wonder I was a virgin until my twenties?
• Rating: Unrated
Johnny [about Dr. Venture]: I'm the old one, but he looks like he could be my dad.
Dr. Venture: That's because you have more chemical preservatives than a twinkie, and don't try and tell me that's not a weave.
• Rating: Unrated
Action Johnny: Hey, how are those balls doing, Rust?
Dr. Venture: Spirit is up and roving, but opportunity hasn't come back on-line yet.
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Venture: Well, Daphne, I believe. She got around quite a bit. But Velma? I always thought she was a...
Action Johnny: Everybody did. But I got a pack of herpes that says otherwise.
• Rating: Unrated
Action Johnny: Dudes, get back! That is a Vietnamese Two-Step Viper! One bite, and you're dead before you take two steps.
Dale Hale: There's no such thing.
Action Johnny: Yeah, I'm making it up. It's right there, dude! That ain't a [bleep] f**king hologram or an old lighthouse keeper in a rubber mask, okay?
Dale Hale: I mean there's no such snake. That's an urban myth.
Lance Hale: Bro's right. I Googled it.
Dr. Venture: Hey, Encyclopedia Brown-Noser, can you Google this thing away from me?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: What happened? Did I just kill Premature Ejaculation?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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