Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 11)
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Dwight (to Oscar): Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Dwight: Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.
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Dwight: Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.
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Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Dwight: All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
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Dwight: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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