Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 13)
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Dwight: Well well well. If it isn't Isabelle. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this.
Isabelle: A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.
Dwight: Ooh. I love repartee.
Isabelle: Do you?
Dwight: Usually means there's a battle scene coming.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Dwight: [after arriving at a dump] This place has gone to hell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Michael you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in!
Michael: Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes.
Dwight: [pauses] Kevin!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Well, the acorn becomes the oak.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Salesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Okay - Dwight out!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Dwight: What the hell is this? This is not Megadesk.
Jim: Oh! No, it's not. They call it Quad-desk.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.
Jim: Oh my God. We're gonna have to rename it then aren't we.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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